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A Dangerous Game Masterlist

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Ten years. No more, no less. But now the clock has run out, and it’s time to negotiate a new deal with the King of Hell.

Fandom: Supernatural

Pairing: Crowley x OFC (can be read as reader insert)

Warnings: NSFW. Season 8 divergent. Language. Smut. Violence. Angst. Fluff. Crowley being Crowley.

Ch. 1 - “Dangerous Game”

Ch. 2 - “Devil’s Dance”

Ch. 3 - “Heart-Shaped Box”

Ch. 4 - “Natural”

Ch. 5 - “Beggin For Thread”

Ch. 6 - “Somewhere A Clock Is Ticking”

Ch. 7 - “Sara”

supernatural supernatural fanfiction crowley crowley fanfiction crowley x ofc crowley x reader a dangerous game risingphoenix761
the-apogee
insomniac-arrest

it's kind of nuts how many people on here say they are critical of America, but retain these impossibly strong American puritanical values.

I've talked to so many liberals who were horrified by the idea of communal baths and freak out when I talk about going to Korean bath houses or a nudist hot springs where gasp, children can see naked bodies of all genders. Like, you are the weirdos if you think grandma's tits are an issue, that's you problem my American friends.

Nudity is not inherently sexual and sexual things are not inherently bad. In fact, seeing a bunch of naked old people growing up probably helped me resist the ubiquitous problem of body issues as a teenage girl. If you see enough saggy ass you realize we're all headed to the same place and also secondarily, if you watch them playing naked volley ball you also no longer afraid to die.

the-apogee
coolhiroaki

sick of “scottish independence” this and “irish reunification” that

theres 3 of us and 1 of england

i say we just kick the english out the uk

systlin

Ireland, Scotland, and Wales kick England out and join the UK as the United Celtic Nations.

king-ghidorah

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We can do this folks we can even steal some of france

ribstongrowback

the bretons would probably be down tbh

hedgehog-moss

Solid chance that all of France will vote in favour if you promise us it’ll piss off England.

the-apogee
direcartographies

fun fact: the reason that the plural of goose is geese but the plural of moose is not meese is because goose derives from an ancient germanic word undergoing strong declension, in the pattern of foot/feet and tooth/teeth, wherein oo is mutated to ee. however ‘moose’ is a native american word added to the english lexicon only ~400 years ago, and lacks the etymological reason to be pluralized in that way.

librarienne

Oh baby.  Keep talking dirty to me.

unpretty
the-real-numbers

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the-real-numbers

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fantasymind231

@talesfromtreatment

talesfromtreatment

“Do you like incessant noise? Do you dislike calm, quiet times including when you wish to be sleeping? Have you ever wanted to know exactly what a shrieked AWAAWAAWOORAAROROROWA sounds like combined with a deep BAROOOOOOOOOO? Do you absolutely loathe your neighbors? And their neighbors? And their neighbors? Do you, in fact, hate everyone within a 1 mile radius of where you live?

Do we have the dog for you!”

the-apogee
froody

Devil’s Hole pupfish are so mysterious to me. Why are they blue? Why are they so beautiful? They live in a mysterious yucky geothermal pool with no end in sight with at least two sets of human remains at the bottom. Every time there is an earthquake, they flee into the depths of the cave and start fucking en masse. Their population fluctuates between like 35 and 550. Sometimes they randomly stop breathing for up to two hours and just sit there.

froody

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look at these handsome gentlemen